Friday, May 15, 2009

Same Ol Same Ole JP Morgan

Armed with their new Mark-to-Mickey Mouse accounting sub-standards, J.P. Morgan felt free to report their fiscal first quarter 2009 earnings in the traditional manner of the credit bubble past, by frontloading profits with one time gains, papered over losses, and beating prearranged lowered expectations. On paper at least the ruse worked. With the losened standards Morgan posted a surprising first quarter profit.  But what J.P. Morgan tried to sweep under under the FASA cloaks, a newly scorched investor deftly pealed away. 
US banking giant JPMorgan Chase announced a net profit of $US2.1 billion ($A2.89 billion) for the first quarter of 2009, beating expectations just as peer Goldman Sachs did earlier this week.

"The firm earned more than two billion dollars this quarter, despite extremely high credit costs," chief executive Jamie Dimon said in a statement.
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Dimon noted that JPMorgan had suffered extremely high credit costs, especially in its card-services and retail financial services divisions.

"It is reasonable to expect additional increases to credit reserves if the economic environment worsens," but the company was confident that it would be able to ride out a worsening economy.

In the group's investment banking business, revenue more than doubled and it made a $US1.61 billion ($A2.21 billion) profit owing to record results on trading operations.

JPMorgan became the biggest US deposit holder following its acquisition of Washington Mutual for $US1.9 billion ($A2.61 billion) amid the financial crisis last September.
Indeed, it is reasonable to expect additional increases to credit reserves, because the economy Will worsen, Jamie, but it is unreasonable to expect the trading gains to continue in that same worsened environment.
JPMorgan Chase (JPM.N) and Goldman Sachs Group (GS.N) racked up billions of dollars in trading profits in a volatile first quarter -- but don't expect these lucrative markets to last into the next quarter, or to necessarily benefit other banks, analysts say.

Goldman and JPMorgan, seen as probable long-term survivors amid the carnage that ravaged most of the industry, boosted their trading risk levels in the first three months of the year to exploit swings in asset prices.

They both expanded market share following Lehman Brothers' demise in September and Bank of America Corp's (BAC.N) capture of Merrill Lynch & Co.
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But trading profits and market-share gains may not be so easy to come by in the second quarter, analysts caution, and it may be too late for other banks like Morgan Stanley -- which reports next Wednesday -- to catch up.

"This is about the best it's going to get," said Paul Miller, analyst with FBR Capital Markets.

"A lot of good things happened in the first quarter," added Miller, noting the pick up in debt and equity issuance after capital markets stagnated at the end of last year. 
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Everyone knows this is the business line that outperformed this quarter," said Wong, adding that as other firms jump onto the bandwagon, there will be more competition for trades and underwriting fees.
The best of times are gone along with investor complacency, but no one at JP Morgan seems to have read the memo as the bank makes claim to a paltry $302 in write-downs. Even a search of it's first quarter 2009 10-Q the string write-downs produces a singe result and that in the footnotes on page 40. And 
While the bank has largely avoided the losses and writedowns on complex debt securities and subprime mortgages that hurt other banks in 2008, it is heavily exposed to consumer credit and chief executive Jamie Dimon has warned that rising unemployment will hurt the bank's consumer businesses in 2009.
Avoided the losses and writedowns on complex debt securities and subprime mortgages or simply didn't have to take them? See what a coincidence! As as soon as they beat up SFAS 159 the writedowns disappear leaving the major action of the quarter for Morgan in the markdown market.  
  • Net markdowns of $711mm on legacy leveraged lending
  • Net mortgage-related markdowns of $214mm
  •  Alt-A exposure of $5.5B, difficult to hedge effectively
Legacy assets means long held assets as in can't give it away, what used to be level three, junky junk. $711 million + $214 million is the difference between what JP Morgan valued it's stuff, and the market's opinion of the same. If JP Morgan had to writedown those very same assets it would have come directly off the top line (revenue) and dropped with a Billion dollar thud to the bottom one. And that's not counting the charge-offs on HELOC  that totaled $248 million. What a difference!

If you can stand to, look now at the Alt-A exposure of $5.5B,which they say is difficult to hedge effectively, as if that's the only difficulty. The real difficulty with the Alt-A is also the most likely, namely default. If Jamie's "economic environment worsens", the Alt-A will show it's real value which is zero. All $6.5 billion of the JP Morgan mark downs above are living in a purgatory to a writedown, and that's just what was on the top of what was up for grabs on the company's report. How much more funky junk does it still hold at fantasized valuations?  No one knows, but the on the company press release it lists remain mortgage.
  • Prime - securities of $1.4B and $0.1B of loans
  • Alt-A - securities of $1.3B and $2.7B of first lien mortgages
  • Subprime exposure of $0.7B, actively hedged
  • Commercial exposure of $6.5B, actively hedged
That adds up to $12.7 billion, and JP Morgan wants you think that you will live forever and theywill actually collect it, believe them? If you do, then you believe that those very same prime and Alt loans will be fully repaid, on time along with the same atrocious subprime loans and that the commercial mortgages will not deteriorate further along with "Jamie'seconomy", they aren't, they won't, I don't, and neither should you.  

JP Morgan may as well ask you to suspend your believe in gravity, but on the planet you live the $12.7 B + $6.4B = $19.1 billion would easly be the low ball estimate of this quarters addition to what was -until just a few weeks ago- level-3 assets.

Finally in thier we win for losing category JP Morgan says credit spread em wide for $679 million worth of worthless SFAS 157.
Fixed Income Markets revenue was a record $4.9 billion, compared with $466 million in the prior year. The increase was driven by record results in credit trading, emerging markets and rates, combined with strong results in currencies and gains of $422 million from the widening of the firm’s credit spread on certain structured liabilities.
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as well as gains of $216 million from the widening of the firm’s credit spread on certain structured liabilities.
So, part of JPMorgan's dazzling profit increase came from the decrease in the price of its own bonds, because they say they could retire them and buy them back at a cheaper price. Think that works? Try it with your home that’s under-water. It's blatant bull sh!t, but that what we've come to in financial accounting standards. 

JP Morgan's actions tell the trut it's lies can no longer cover and a $1.2 billion, part of that truth comes courtesy of the loan loss provisions the bank just doubled from $618 million a year ago, and a stealthly raised $6 billion big ones, on so fittingly April fools day. You cant make this sh!t up!
April 1 (Reuters) - JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM.N: Quote, Profile, Research) on
Wednesday sold $5.9 billion of FDIC-guaranteed notes in a
two-part global debt sale under the Temporary Liquidity
Guarantee Program, said IFR, a Thomson Reuters service.
The size of the deal was increased from an originally
planned $5.85 billion.
J.P. Morgan was the sole bookrunning manager for the
sale.
BORROWER: JP MORGAN CHASE & CO*
FIRST TRANCHE:
AMT $2.3 BLN COUPON 2.125 PCT MATURITY 12/26/2012
TYPE GBL GTD NTS* ISS PRICE 99.905 FIRST PAY N/A
MOODY'S Aaa YIELD N/A SETTLEMENT 4/6/2009
S&P TRIPLE-A SPREAD N/A PAY FREQ SEMI-ANNUAL
FITCH TRIPLE-A NON-CALLABLE
SECOND TRANCHE:
AMT $3.6 BLN COUPON 25 BPS/ MATURITY 12/26/2012
TYPE GBL GTD NTS* 3-MONTH LIBOR FIRST PAY N/A
MOODY'S Aaa ISS PRICE 100 SETTLEMENT 4/6/2009
S&P TRIPLE-A YIELD N/A PAY FREQ QUARTERLY
FITCH TRIPLE-A SPREAD N/A NON-CALLABLE
* GUARANTEED BY FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION.
JP Morgan sells em, the FDIC guaranteed em, and that makes em a bail-out in drag. Cute!
And the $6 billion more than covers the $17 million the bank wont get from the Alabama Public Schools JP Morgan has been trying to screw since 2002.
An Alabama agency that finances school construction won’t make payments due to JPMorgan Chase & Co. under a derivative trade until a U.S. court rules on the state’s lawsuit seeking to have the contract thrown out.

The Alabama Public School and College Authority filed a lawsuit in federal court in October seeking to void the so- called swaption, or option on an interest-rate swap, that it sold to JPMorgan in 2002. The authority was set to make a $17.7 million payment on May 1, its first under the disputed contract.

“It would not be proper for me to authorize the use of taxpayer money for any payment due under the agreements until the court resolves those issues and determines our rights and obligations,” Alabama Finance Director James Main said in a statement e-mailed to reporters late yesterday.
Where does Alabama Finance Director James Main get off? The improper authorization of taxpayer money has never prevented a payout to a culprit yet. It's unamerician to think that a major bank like Morgan would be kept waiting for it's ripped off receipts let alone not be paid them, but someone seems to be giving it a shot even if Uncle Sam is not. You have to worry that Diamond and other Morgan big shots will be relegated to flying used private jets, a crying shame that would be.
Embattled bank JPMorgan Chase, the recipient of $25 billion in TARP funds, is going ahead with a $138 million plan to buy two new luxury corporate jets and build "the premier corporate aircraft hangar on the eastern seaboard" to house them, ABC News has learned.
The recipient of $25 billion in TARP money plans to buy two new corporate jets.

The financial giant's upgrade includes nearly $120 million for two Gulfstream 650 planes and $18 million for a lavish renovation of a hangar at the Westchester Airport outside New York City.
Now now don't be that way you'll hurt thier feelings.  From Morgans point of view, it was never your money, but theirs all along and now that they don't want it in your dirty hands anymore, give it back. So, they build luxuary hangers and buy new jets and charge you, as if you were just another client.
Net revenue was a record $8.3 billion, an increase of $5.3 billion from the prior year. Investment banking fees were $1.4 billion, up 14% from the prior year. Advisory fees were $479 million, flat compared with the prior year. Debt underwriting fees were $593 million, up 63% from the prior year, driven by improved bond market conditions, as well as higher loan syndication fees compared with a weak prior year. Equity underwriting fees were $308 million, down 14% from the prior year, due to continued challenging market conditions. Fixed Income Markets revenue was a record $4.9 billion, compared with $466 million in the prior year. 
Says it all, all the earnings come from unsustainable trading profits and fees from here to nowhere, it's the same ol old fees based model the company always had. The fees based model is dead as the credit markets so, why is JP Morgan still alive? Well you can believe that it's all thanks to you, with no thanks to you from JP Morgan. 

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